In a shocking move that has sent fans, critics, and even Satanists into a tailspin, the Pittsburgh Steelers have announced their official boycott of Pride Nights, citing concerns over what they call the “woke and satanic” nature of the events. The announcement comes hot on the heels of a similar statement by the Kansas City […]
“Breaking: Netflix’s Subscriber Count Plummets by Almost 10 Million in 24 Hours After Big Donation.hienca
Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]
“Breaking: Matthew McConaughey Backs Harrison Butker, Announces Texas Fundraiser for His Causes.hienca
In a striking show of solidarity, Hollywood actor Matthew McConaughey has announced his support for NFL kicker Harrison Butker by planning a high-profile fundraiser in Texas. This event aims to raise funds for the causes close to Butker’s heart, particularly those aligning with his views on family, faith, and freedom of speech. McConaughey’s involvement not […]
“Breaking: Elon Musk Unveils New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Rival Meta.hienca
Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of platforms like Facebook, promising a fresh approach to free speech and moderation. Musk’s proposed platform, which he describes as “non-woke”, seeks to fill what he […]
“Breaking: Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of Tyson Foods, Declares ‘I’ll Never Buy from Them Again.hienca
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the food industry, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has called for a boycott of Tyson Foods, declaring that he will never purchase products from the company again. Musk’s outspoken stance comes amidst mounting controversy surrounding Tyson Foods’ policies and practices, raising questions about the ethical implications of […]