The Rizzler is taking a page out of former NFL star Terry Bradshaw’s book this holiday season.
On Thursday, the viral TikTok sensation – whose real name is Christian Joseph – released his new song “Merry Rizzmas” with Eric D’Alessandro, a New York City-based comedian. Throughout the two minute and 52 second track, The Rizzler showcases his lyrical genius while referencing the latest social media trends, sports stars and Christmas films.
In what will likely rank as one of the strangest crossovers of 2024, The Rizzler brings up FOX NFL Sunday’s Bradshaw, who played quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1970-1983 – several decades before the 8-year-old was even born.
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“It’s like the Polar Express the way my name ring bells, I get checked out more than people in hotels. Rizzy baby all I gotta do is flex the jaw, and I can steal her – like Terry Bradshaw,” he says while displaying a seamless flow that sounds like a mix of Action Bronson and Biggie Smalls.
The Rizzler continues: “I guess I’m the grinch the way you dudes feel. I never heard of you, that’s why you live in Whooville? Swag Santa, Bag Grabber, Black Panther, What kind of verse do you kill? Savage, it’s this tall. On point like I’m Chris Paul, more buzz than a miss call, light up the block, call me Clark Rizzwold.”
Listeners questioned if The Rizzler actually knows who Terry Bradshaw is (
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Taking to social media, fans commended the third-grader for setting the booth on fire – particularly praising his bar regarding Bradshaw. “I just know that Terry Bradshaw bar went over some of yall heads rizzler is the best in the game rn,” one X user wrote, with another adding: “‘Steal her, like Terry Bradshaw’ is a line I never expected to hear in my life, let alone from the Rizzler.”
A third added, “The Terry Bradshaw line might be the hardest line of the year.”
Others poked fun at the reference to Bradshaw, however, insisting that The Rizzler likely has no idea who the 76-year-old actually is. “Ghostwriters forgot he’s 11 and certainly doesn’t know who Terry Bradshaw is,” someone said. Another person asserted: “No shot he knows who Terry Bradshaw is…”
This is hardly the first time that The Rizzler has dipped his toes into the music industry. Back in October, he provided a feature verse on the hit song “We Bring The BOOM!” by A.J. and Big Justice – perhaps better known as the Costco Guys.
“You know me as The Rizzler, I’m the panther dressed in black. Once I give your girl the rizz face there’s no chance she’s comin’ back” The Rizzler sang. “I hang with A.J. and Big Justice bring the boom, you know it’s on. We’re like the three evolutions of Pokemon.”
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